Collection: Available Originals

33 products
  • "A Charlatan, But For Skincare"
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  • "You're Drunk, and - Quite Frankly - Kind of a Whore"
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  • "That's Adderall, Not Moxie"
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  • "A Sort of Fashion Vigilante"
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  • “Abysmal Provisions for a 5-Star”
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  • “This Was Not the Evening You Made it Out to Be”
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  • “Oh, You Are So Much Smarter Than You Look”
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  • “‘Never Have I Ever’ never ends well”
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  • “I Long for Tedious Days of Unsolicited Leisure”
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  • “Live, Laugh, Love, Lexapro”
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  • “That’s Beef Jerky and Velveeta, Not a Charcuterie Board”
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  • “Your Fake Smile-Like Those Leggings-Is See-Through”
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