Abstract Florals. Fairly Inappropriate Names.

Colorful florals with depth and texture. Names I think are funny.

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  • “Pretty in the Right Light” 12”x12”
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Don't take art too seriously

Art should make you happy. It should add some color to your life. And at the very least it should match your throw pillows and keep your living room from being so damn beige.

It's either painting or murder...