Abstract Florals. Fairly Inappropriate Names.

Colorful florals with depth and texture. Names I think are funny.

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  • “Fake Smile, Dead Eyes”
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  • “She’s Quite Gauche and a Bit Ostentatious, but Let’s Keep Her Around for the Drama.”
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  • “Looks Like You Got Just Enough Disfunction to Make You Funny.”
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  • ”Another Botched Social Interaction”
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  • “Girl, Let’s Get You a Fiber Gummy, Some Retin-A and a Back Pill.”
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Don't take art too seriously

Art should make you happy. It should add some color to your life. And at the very least it should match your throw pillows and keep your living room from being so damn beige.

It's either painting or murder...